quotes like these (brits on kate moss) make my day.  taken from Is Kate Moss 'Soapy'? in today's nytimes

I for one don't get the obsession with Kate Moss. I don't think she's ugly, but I don't think she is stunningly beautiful, either. ... Compared to the other supermodels she is very plain indeed. I also think ... she looks like a bit of a soap dodger. I think she needs a good scrub.

and

She's totally plain with bad teeth, terrible skin, a matted, tangled barnet and is far too thin. If you saw her on the street and she wasn't famous, you'd think she was homeless.

leave it to the supermodels to make millions off the unwashed, tangled hair look.  i've been sporting the same look on and off for years now, but haven't managed to cash in.  must be that i haven't mastered the 'far too thin' part.