thoughts in no particular order

• green silly putty is hard to get out of bedsheets
• getting green silly putty out of bedsheets is not a productive use of my time
• i did not use WD-40 to get green silly putty out of the bedsheets
• remind me to tell you my patented method of getting silly putty out of bedsheets
• there should be a special place in hell for the makers of green silly putty.
• chocolate croissants are probably not the best way to end an exercise walk
• then again...  mmmmm.  chocolate croissants.
• beer: vacation in a bottle
• if i could skip sleeping for four days, i'm sure i could get all caught up
• should i buy another Tivo?  for the bedroom tv.  which is really small.
• news flash: morgan can dogpaddle, according to his dad.
• according to morgan, morgan cannot dogpaddle.
• i threw my back out in yoga
• yes, that's right, i threw my back out in yoga.  but i recovered by the end of class.
• that was the second time i threw my back out in yoga
• a garlic clove between the cheek and gum can help fend off a tooth ache
• a garlic clove between the cheek and gum can help fend off anybody who comes near you
• a garlic clove between the cheek and gum makes the gum sore
• when i make a sandwich with onions, morgan can smell the onions on my fingers three hours later
• my kids don't understand why i want them to leave me alone after 8 p.m.
• or, my kids don't care that i want them to leave me alone after 8 p.m.
• maddy nagged pestered drove me to within an inch of my sanity begging me to bring her heated thermapaq to her in bed after 8 p.m.
• i threw the thermapaq.  i am not proud.  neither are these folks.

Comments

[Jeff]

I am sending the linked material at the bottom of this post to everyone I know. It's too damned funny.

And by the way, if I were the parent of your elder child, I'd be in jail now. You, my dear, are a saint.

My advice is: Get off your back. Maybe that's why your REAL back is out.